God's Wheel - Shel Silverstein

GOD says to me with a kind of smile.
“Hey how would you like to be God awhile?
And steer the world? “Okay,” says I,
“I’ll give it a try.

Where do I set?
How much do I get?
What time is lunch?
When can I quit?”

“Gimme back that wheel,” says GOD
“I don’t think you’re quite ready YET.”